just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
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