remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I had to cum in my sink.
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