dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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