A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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