Betty ford says i'm here all night
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
my being single is dangerous.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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