I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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