Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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