Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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