That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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