we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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