i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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