You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I just want to make out with him forever
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Randomize
