My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
The uberlube is also flammable
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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