Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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