Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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