Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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