so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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