dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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