youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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