hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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