Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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