I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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