You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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