So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Randomize
