Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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