Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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