i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Do vagina's smell?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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