what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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