So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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