I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Randomize
