The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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