Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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