they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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