I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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