I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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