One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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