yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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