I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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