Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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