i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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