Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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