they need to just BURY HIM!
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
