is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Floor bacon is actually really good
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