trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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