You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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