Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Help. Why am I so naked?
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