Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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