can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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