I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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