I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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