meet me or not, i'm out of control
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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